Set of 4 Engraved Slate Placemats | 30x20cm Heat Resistant | Funny Food Quote Table Mats

Set of 4 Engraved Slate Placemats | 30×20cm | Heat Resistant | Funny Food Quote Table Mats

Dinner parties just got a lot more interesting. These premium natural slate placemats are laser engraved with witty food quotes that spark conversation the moment guests sit down. Heat resistant, naturally non-slip, and beautifully tactile — they're the kind of table accessory that gets noticed, commented on, and kept for years.

Product Specifications

• Quantity: Set of 4 placemats
• Size: 30cm × 20cm each
• Material: Natural slate — heat resistant, non-slip surface
• Engraving: Precision laser engraved — permanent, won't fade or wash off
• Design: Funny food quotes (see images for examples)
• Care: Wipe clean with a damp cloth; not dishwasher safe

Why Slate Placemats?

Slate is naturally heat resistant, making it safe for hot plates and dishes. Its slightly textured surface grips the table without scratching it, and the dark grey colour makes laser-engraved text pop with a beautiful contrast. Unlike fabric or cork mats, slate wipes clean instantly and looks better with age.

Perfect For

Housewarming gifts | Christmas presents | Birthday gifts | Dinner party hosts | Foodie friends | Wedding gifts | Home kitchen décor | Secret Santa

Customisation

Want a custom quote, name, or design instead of the standard food quotes? Contact us — we can engrave any text or artwork on these placemats for a fully personalised set.

Frequently Asked Questions

Are they heat resistant?

Yes — natural slate is heat resistant and safe for use with hot plates and dishes straight from the oven or hob.

How do I clean them?

Wipe clean with a damp cloth. Avoid soaking in water or putting in the dishwasher, as prolonged water exposure can affect the slate surface over time.

Can I get custom quotes or personalised text?

Yes — contact us to order a custom set with your own quotes, names, or artwork.

How long does delivery take?

Production takes 1–2 working days. UK delivery is typically 1–3 working days.